1...The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.2...If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.3...If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.4...My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.5...The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.6...My agent sold me a two story house - one story before the sale, another after.